World Cup Founder Offer
Got something on your mind?
They're listening. Reluctantly.
Sign up before the final whistle and lock in £4.99/month forever. Eight world-weary characters, always on shift. No advice. No silver linings. Just somewhere to let it out.
Offer ends when the World Cup ends — 19 July 2026
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Full access. All eight characters. 60 sessions per month.
Locked in for life — your price never goes up.
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Eight characters. One for every mood.
Moaner LisaFive centuries of opinions. Still not over it.
Moan-XThe vindicated witness. Saw it all coming.
Moan-vinAn AI with bigger problems than yours.
MoanlennialDid everything right. Somehow still here.
Moan-tonHas sent seventeen emails. No response.
Moan-ZThe overwhelmed. This is a lot.
Plus Grandpa & GrandmaAlready free. Included in your plan too.
60 sessions a monthPlenty of room to let off steam.
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Offer ends 19 July 2026 at full-time.